Sherlock: Well it’s obvious it was the Hulk, look at the way his lips are parted.

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AU: In Which Loki is flatmates with Sherlock and John

John: Oh no there he goes again.

Sherlock: Lets go get him, take my hand.

John: We can’t let him have anymore beer, this is getting out of hand.

Loki: I am Loki of Asgard

Sherlock: Gay

Loki: Take that back you mewling quim…

Sherlock: Just shut up Loki! Shut up I’m trying to think!

Loki: heh, sorry.

Sherlock and John invite Loki over for breakfast

John: Sorry we don’t have any pudding, would you like some Jam?

Loki: Ohhh… OnO

Someone please make up an AU conversation between these two. Please, give me some Sherloki. ☟